There aren't a hell of a lot of Wendy's left in SF. The one on 658 Market closed all too soon, and we're dying to sample the Baconator. (We really are.) Although we appreciate the noble and expensive slow-food movement, we'll always prefer Wendy's square-cut meat patties cooked in record time.

Except this redhead group won't: the NAARP, National Association for the Advancement of Redhaired [sic] People (or perhaps the marketing division at Wendy's International, Inc.), seem to hate the ultra-ginger mascot, Wendy, so they staged a protest bit at one of the fast-food chain's bistros.

UPDATE: Lies! A tissue of lies! NAARP is actually Improv Everywhere. They don’t promote redhead pride; they promote improvisational comedy! Shudder.