SFist: Ruby Rippey-Tourk: Self-Help Scribe?

guest

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:12:58 -0800

Titles? "The Accidental Blowjob" "Ben-Hore" "Coke Adds Life" "Pride and Prejudice...and Blowjobs" "How to Win Friends and Cheat on Your Husband" "Skanks for the Memories" "Idiots Guide to Drunken Trysts" "Dummies Guide to Public Humiliation" "The Mayor of Casterbridge Screws His Appointment Secretary" "Ruby-the-Fruit's Jungle" "Coke-lines On My Naked Ass" "Ruby's Web" "The Big Sleep...and Boozy Realization I Needed to Get Home to My Family"

guest

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:19:44 -0800

I think Ruby is much prettier than that plastic Jennifer Siebel. Good for her for writing a book. She may be able to help others who are in the same boat.

el Greco

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:43:02 -0800

To paraphrase, how about The Mayor Always Rings Twice.

guest

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:49:05 -0800

Frankly I don't even believe her! “20 years of coke use” -- Pahh! Not real “coke use”: look at her nose (it's still there), her face isn't all puffy and she's not hanging out needy by the bathrooms at Medjool or in the alley behind 24th and Mission Bart. So she's not just a “cheating would be self-help guru”, but one of those really annoying people who after they go through recovery find out that their hard luck story isn't really all that hard, and start embellishing.

guest

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:57:24 -0800

if that's a real excerpt, she needs a grammarian.

guest

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:28:48 -0800

A leaked excerpt from Chapter 5... I was somewhat taken aback when Gavin said, "Take a memo, Ripster. And by 'take a memo' I mean 'please allow me do another line of blow off of your naked ass.'"

guest

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:16:08 -0800

if they are no longer married, there should be a dissolution of marriage recorded somewhere. if i were in SF, I'd run down to the courthouse and check the records. those are public records as far as I know.

NoeValleyJim

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:48:23 -0800

_She_Don't_Lie_She_Don't_Lie_She_Don't_Lie_

guest

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:49:30 -0800

I saw Alex Tourk at an event recently without a wedding ring....Anyone know the latest between he and Ruby??

guest

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:32:53 -0800

Oh Oh ...Gavin is going to be exposed for Cocaine use in her book and we will find out Matt Gonzalez was right and bowed out of the race because he was disgusted noone in the city believed him......... Stay tuned for more harrowing news.....

Jess Drake

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:07:58 -0800

Finally! It's been, what, 5 months since Newsome admitted to the affair, and NO ONE has made a buck off these people's suffering yet! Well, I'm glad someone's putting an end to this ethicality!

KWillets

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:15:14 -0800

Working title: But Chris Daly

guest

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:40:27 -0800

The book will be a juicy read, but I think the review by the "Girls Girl" on SFist will be better.

sangfroid826

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:24:01 -0800

Possible title #714: "A Million Little (Press) Releases". What? ... too derivative?

RinconHillSF

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:22:27 -0800

Who cares.

suckafree

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:56:47 -0800

shows you what kind of trash she really is get a fucking life and move on lame!