SFist: Because We're Six-Years-Old and It's Friday: the Washlet

mariconsoy

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:53:11 -0800

human pee pee and poo poo- don't we see enough of that on the streets?

sfmike

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:01:22 -0800

Go wash your ass, Brock. This site is being debookmarked as long as you are the disastrous new editor.

Brock Keeling

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:18:32 -0800

suckafree and sfmike, don't make us have you two bang erasers together after class. Although a very-special and heart-warming friendship might evolve from such a cute scene, let's simply quit the personal attacks to each other. Now shake. Thanks for reading!

suckafree

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:40:00 -0800

sfmike, the therapy looks like it's working. you posted without mentioning your nanny envy. i'm so proud of you.

Jeremy_notSFist

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:22:03 -0800

How about those smiling face butts on their website? I first saw those on a salon.com ad, and I have to say it was a little disturbing to suddenly be confronted with a bunch of happy butts while trying to read a political article.

p940e

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:08:40 -0800

Is it pronounced: Wash-lay?

bedorable

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:44:50 -0800

Brock is solely responsible for the disappearance of s-curls in my own toilet. Thanks for ruining my life and my bowel movements, Brock. And, stop objectifying my husband!

guest

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:44:21 -0800

Oh please, if you didn't click on the link to the happy toilet and at least giggle, you're taking yourself WAY too seriously. Keep it coming Brock.

jnice

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:17:45 -0800

Yeah, Brock, from now on it's USA Today and 96.5 KOIT for me. Thanks for ruining the internet.

captain disco

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:01:32 -0800

i once heard the PR lady for one of these new american bidet companies on NPR. they'd been doing a segment about how bidets were gaining popularity in the US (which means they went from one guy to a few more which equals a huge increase!!) so this PR woman comes on and the host asks, "why bidets?" and she answered, no joke and on the f'ing radio for all of america to hear and throw up a little in their mouths, "where else in our lives do we drag a dry piece of paper across something and consider it clean?" she even went on to describe how, given what we're cleaning, this is a particularly urgent problem in need of a solution. ps - one benefit of the new account/guest system: we can ignore drive by shooters. waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, i don't like this, waaa, waaa.

sfmike

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:51:32 -0800

Between the "Up Your Alley" post and this one, it seems like Brock is trying to tell us something, but I can't be quite sure what that might be. And the fact that suckafree is a loving fan is indeed its own reward.

suckafree

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:45:27 -0800

i disagree with 3. i love brock. he rocks! as for the washlet, the save the forest type folks should be all over that. ;)

guest

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:25:26 -0800

Uh. It's called a bidet. They've been around since the 1600's. Nothing too shocking here. Move along. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

guest

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:21:46 -0800

This is really lame. And I agree with (1) that Brock seems to have brought an unfortunate new style to Sfist of "hey look at me i'm ironic and chic yet frivolous". BTW, all the sexual references of various males is gross. If a straight writer did that about women he'd be lambasted. Big quality drop.

guest

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:13:00 -0800

AWESOME. Seriously, what's up with all the funny posts? I love them. I'm officially adding you to my RSS feed. :-)

guest

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:06:45 -0800

LAME. Seriously, what is up with all the stupid posts? I enjoy cursing and crude humor as much as the next guy. But the content on SFist has taken a big downhill turn. And it appears to all be coming from this new Brock person?? I'm officially taking you off my RSS feed. :(