Coming in at a respectable number two, Forbes Magazine named San Francisco the second best spot to park your yuppie ass. As if you didn’t already know that. (Although we’re puzzled at the hair-pulling about this reality by many in SF; liberal/progressive and yuppie lifestyles are not mutually exclusive. Not by the longest shot.)

Forbes based their survey on factors such as “tracking where graduates from top universities relocated to after colleges…locations of the top companies according to its rankings, the starting salaries for new professionals, the cost of living, and the number of never-married singles in the area.” (i.e., the gays! Even if you‘re a twink hitting the pipe while selling your sweet tail in a residential hotel, you too might be a card-carrying yuppie!)

Oh, and New York City came in at a gritty, abrupt, showtune-singing number one. (Whatever, our rose consumption is simply second to none.)