Muni to Throw Festival of Loud Noises

DROP EVERYTHING. Seriously, clear your calendar for this one: it's a good old fashioned bell-ringing contest! By gum, it's been a while! Well, a year. Oh, and it's happening today. You didn't have any plans, did you?

Sorry this post is so last minute, but once again displaying their organization's characteristic timeliness, Muni sent out a press release at the end of the day on Wednesday, letting us know about an event on Thursday. It's the 45th Annual Cable Car Bell-Ringing Contest! A chance to recognize the Muni employees who do their rounds on-time, never bunch up, always check for proper fare, and offer polite directions to commuters. HA HA HA! Just kidding, it's actually a chance to recognize the folks who can bang two pieces of metal together.

We're doomed.