Hi, I’m Brock, and I’ll be your new editor. A wee bit about me: I used to work here writing stuff, where I skipped innumerable important deadlines by looking at this very site. I’m now humbled and honored to be a part of something that helped my work productivity take such a sharp nosedive; I only hope that I can help do the same for you.
Coming to you live from one of the few remaining Victorian apartments in SOMA, located somewhere near the Wired Magazine offices, directly within earshot of the new overpass erection and the din of well-off families and their spoiled offspring on their way to the All-Star game festivities -- if you see me on the street, feel free to scream derogatory remarks or hurl blunt objects at me -- I just thought I’d say...well, hello.
Although my teleporting skills and fashion sense aren’t nearly as honed as Brenda Dickson’s, my eyes are just as dead.



Yay Brock! It's Turkey Lurkey Time!
Yay, Brock!
huzzawdle for brockness! I look forward to blowing several deadlines not up my nose in your web presence.
Thanks to Rita and Jeremy for their spot duty. Running that blog/chatboard thing can be, uh, trying at times. Fortunately, the San Francisco political scene is calm, rational, and usually uneventful.
Thanks much Dave! But don't forget Mattymatt too!
We're all really jazzed about Brock . . .
This is way way better: Brenda Dickson (voice over)
I trust we are in for quite a ride. More gay stuff, please! And more trannies. We need more trannies.
We welcome our new editorial overlord˜
Sweet.
"some people don't use a eyelash curler."
That video hypnotized me. I want more Dickson.
http://www.brendadickson.com/
I'm gonna get me a picture of her like she has in her living room.
If you had done nothing other than post that Brenda Dickson video, you'd still be my best friend forever. What a way to introduce yourself.
Thanks all! One day I might reach the level that all of the other editors have reached, so...hang in there with me, folks.
Also, and this it totally unrelated, my keyboard's spacebar just broke. The hell? Ugh.
Yay Brock. You totally made my day simply by using the phrase "overpass erection" in your post. And I agree with Cement Brunette...trannies, particularly those from the Tenderloin, are where it's at.
Welcome Brock,
You have a unique name and I wonder do you have really good math skills because remember we commentors totally blew past 500 comments when Jennifer Siebel got close to an internet connection and a keyboard. Then there is the issue of Gavin's tie, the Giants infield, the Oakland Mayor looking more and more like some movie star - he even took July 4th week off What's up w/ that I thought Dellums was going to like stick around and not be a copy to Gavin's Christian Bale?
Please Brock give us more and by more I mean more postings constantly update us on the N Judah or the J Church anything with Muni and commentors just salavate..
BE Sure to get invited to the 3rd Wednesday shindig and go to all the other shindigs and well..
Welcome to the editors..you can imagine what life is like for them now...
Sincerely,
That Chick
This is so exciting I just had to register. BK ascendancy is more important than my privacy. Huzzah!
I like posts about animals.
My friends and I all though that you were that retro lady in the video. Friend Corey said that you must be rich to afford all those 80's things because they're so damn expensive now!
Now that we figured out that you're a guy, can we enter a "lunch with Brock" contest?
you said erection!