Brock

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:06:10 -0800

"[W]omen...are baseball fans and are looking for a fashionable way to accessorize at the games, as well as outside the ballpark." -- Alyssa Milano Indeed, Alyssa, I don't think truer words have ever been spoken. And along with her hawking Veet hair remover, I'm fascinated by this re-branding of her. Also, I hear she's very, very prickly to work with. I'm just saying...

fizzandpop

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 13:57:58 -0800

Re: Baseball's fantastic All Star Game Dear Motorcycle Cops, We're sorry your "vacation" in Thailand was cut short because you had to come back and police this event. But please refrain from driving around the city, stopping in the middle of every intersection and barking incoherant orders at a bunch of people who just don't give a f**k what you're trying to achieve. We simply don't care if you've got a busload of MLB executives who have to get to the game, quit f**king with the traffic and let us cross the street to get our goddam sandwitch. Next time I see you I'm just going to give you the finger and walk briskly away, you won't be able to catch me on foot without having a coronary, you lardy.

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Brock

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