Why on EARTH Isn't There a "Pirate" Category on SFist?

There's pirates coming this weekend! Thank God, an event you can actually be proud of. For some reason it's happening in Vallejo, so you'd better start planning your stow-away now if you want to get there by Saturday. Pirate shows! Pirate merchandise! Dudes dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow! This party's got it all. And if you're sad about skipping Pride for the pirates, don't worry -- you can combine them.