Frameline: <i>Superfreak</i> - SFist: San Francisco

Part 2 of SFist Mihi's Friday night journey

After the soft focus melancholy of Spider Lilies, we trotted over to The Victoria on 16th Street for some hard core lesbian porn at the Frameline film fest. We though we were all bad-ass but we learned a sad sad lesson about ourselves on Friday night.

We are soft. Soft like a weak little doughboy. We tried to be all "whatev," but basically we ran screaming from the theatre before the movie ended, our eyes bleeding and our hair on fire from what we had just witnessed. Superfreak (about the spirit of Rick James possessing our heroine at an all-girl party) is NOTHING like the lame lesbian porn you see on Cinemax.

The rest of your potentially-NSFW review, after the jump. Yowza!

SFist Mihi, contributing.

First of all, the women have orgasms in real time. Second of all, there's no body make-up so booty zits are displayed in glorious technicolor. At first we were all, "Right on! Every straight man should see this to understand how women really function." About an hour into the movie, we were all, "damn, it's taking this chick for freaking ever!" After watching the fourth lady receive yet another marathon session of licking and diddling, we were whimpering in our seats, "for the love of Pete, no more vaginas."

That's when we plucked our own eyeballs out of our head and stumbled out of the Victoria a lot less innocent than when we arrived, but with newfound respect for our gynecologist. Too much vagina is a traumatic thing and there's a reason why all porn should be only viewed in 15 minute increments.

Superfreak was preceded by three shorts and to be completely fair to Superfreak, we were traumatized right out of the gate. The two French women who introduced their short "A Good F*" by saying things like, "I make the sex film with my girlfriend, and I make the sex with her too," in that charming French accent were on the big screen minutes later dribbling gobs of spit into each other's mouths. And that seemed like greasy kid stuff once the fisting started.