June 13, 2007
Oh No, Ed Jew!: LOLJEW
Keep those LOLJEW pictures coming! We can't get enough!
What's the latest? Poor Tapioca Ed! His legislative aide Barbara Meskunas spoke to the media this afternoon to let them know that her boss took the day off work and was "explaining the tragedy to his family." What's he got to explain? Don't they already know they don't live in San Francisco?
How's Ed doing? "As well as can be expected," Meskunas sighed. She added, "It's overwhelming. It's very hard for him. Is he going to cave under it? I don't think so. I'd never put money on Ed being a quitter." Sounds like you shouldn't put money on Ed for anything!
Ed's also hit the AP, which described San Francisco as "a place that masks its provincialism with a cachet of sophistication," and quotes a source as calling Ed Jew "not ready for prime time." Ouch! Fiona Ma also talked to the AP, being all like, "I told yalls so." In describing Jew's race against her in 2002, she says, "He bought a house, ran the campaign out of the garage, and when he lost, he sold the house." TOLDJA!
Meanwhile, pet-indifferent Aaron Peskin told ABC 7 that he's talking to the mayor about whether to bring misconduct charges against Ed Jew, and ABC 7 talked to a bunch of people in District 4, one of whom was like, "Of course he should resign. You can't represent a district you don't live in." True!
LOLJEW pics by reader Melissa (left) and reader Christine. Hee hee!


When will this scumbag save face and resign? He is going to drag this out make the SF Asian community the laughing stock of the country!
"I'd never put money on Ed being a quitter."
40 Gs says he resigns!
Ed Jew is a 3rd generation San Franciscan, born in San Francisco’s Chinatown in 1960. He became active in the Chinese Community at a young age, and has followed in his grandfather’s footsteps as a leader in many local community causes.
He is a leader, born native son of San Francisco, championed all Chinese American's causes.
A proud Chinese American elected to serve his district, the Sunset district, which consists of a large number of Chinese Americans.
The first chance he gets after being elected to Supervisor District 4, instead of protecting and helping Chinese Americans and their business, he shakes them down for $40,000.
What a true "Chinese American Hero."
ED JEW, You should be ashamed of yourself.
On second thought, why would you be?
Instead of making the Chinese American Community proud, you let them all down.
ED JEW. You are disgusting.
who said the chinese mafia wasn't alive and well in san francisco
;)
Wasn't Julie Lee's Federal criminal trial supposed to start this spring?
-marc
What does Jew's Chinese heritage have to do with anything? Crooked is as crooked does - I don't see why race needs to be brought into it. No one says that Paris Hilton gives the white community a bad name, do they?
By the way, thanks, Rita, for using my meme and for your kind words! First my Kim Guilfoyle photo gets posted, now this! *sniff* It's enough to make my head inflate...
"A place that masks its provincialism with a cachet of sophistication."
I doubt that the AP has run anything more insightful than that sentence this year.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the pics, hIlarious.
Hang in there Ed! You and your family will make it through this tragedy!
2 thoughts on the AP story:
1. I thought we masked our provincialism with the smell of public urination.
2. It's not logically possible for Mr. Jew to be a "victim of hubris or incompetence" - isn't that like saying he's a "victim of getting caught"?
More loljews! More please! Funniest thing I've seen all day.
Perhaps it is time to get rid of rank-choice voting?
Throw Ed Jew down the well!
Lyrics - In my country there is problem
In my country there is problem
And that problem is Ed Jew
He take everybody money
And He never give it back to you
Throw Ed Jew down the well
So San francisco can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party
If you see Ed Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
actually paris hilton does give white people a bad name.
good thing i voted for Ron Dudum