While most of you have been analyzing the last five minutes of "the Sopranos" (soon to be the most analyzed piece of video since the Zapruder film) over-and-over again to figure it out, we got answers from our Muni Driver as to what a day in the life of a Muni driver is like. And since there's so much to his response, we'll do this in two parts. Today, the shifts. Next week-- bathroom breaks!
I have to start addressing the above questions by reminding everyone that I’m not at liberty to give out the kind of super-specific details that might make my identity obvious. So I apologize in advance for having to be somewhat general this week.
There is a legal cap on the number of hours a driver can work continuously – 10 hours of actual driving. Technically there are no legally mandated breaks – nothing like the office worker gets in the way of 15 minutes in the morning, a lunch hour, and 15 minutes in the afternoon. Oh no.
Split shifts have breaks built into the split, anything from half an hour to as much as six hours. But MUNI drivers aren’t paid for the first two hours of any split; once the clock ticks over two hours they are considered to be on ‘standby’ status, so if there’s a need they can be sent out to drive, but this rarely happens.
I have to back up a bit and explain that MUNI drivers pick ‘runs’ during sign-up periods. A run is defined by which route (i.e., which bus line) you will be driving on any particular day of your work-week, and of course by the time of day that you’re driving. There is a shift differential for the hours of 7pm to 6am, but it really doesn’t amount to much. Drivers who take these shifts are often parents who want to their days free. Depending on the number of hours involved in each day’s route, runs can have huge pay differences. Runs with massive splits pay the most and senior drivers have first dibs at them. These runs typically involve doing a couple of turns on a commute bus in the morning, spending the rest of the day on standby status, and returning to driving for a couple of runs on the evening commute. These are gravy runs and there’s always a lot of MTA talk of eliminating them. There aren’t very many of these runs, though, so it’s unclear how much cash MUNI would save by getting rid of them.
Straight-through runs are popular, but difficult to do (all graveyard runs are straight-throughs, which is another reason some drivers opt for night shifts). These are the runs without any kind of break at all – no built-in downtime whatsoever for eight to nine and a half hours. That’s right; technically you aren’t supposed to even pee for all that time. You may ask why this type of run is popular, and the answer leads me to the final, most typical type of run: the ‘standard split’. These runs usually have a built-in split of around two hours, which sounds great until you realize that you still have to drive for at least eight hours, making for a guaranteed ten-hour day, and often a twelve-hour day. The other factor is that most of these runs involve switching to a different bus line during the unpaid split, so you might have to get yourself from one side of the City to the other during what looks on paper like a juicy break. A lot of MUNI drivers spend inordinate amounts of time either figuring out how to get from the barn to their car, and how to park their car at the relief point, or calling another driver and asking them to drive their car to the relief point, or sacrificing a real lunch because they suddenly discover that they don’t have time to catch the necessary busses to make it to their relief point on time, yadda yadda yadda. It’s a lot of (again, unpaid) work to get to the second half of this type of run. Many of you are going to say “but I see drivers on breaks all the time”. Actually what you’re likely seeing are layovers – the bit of time at the end of each trip before the driver is supposed to turn around and go back. This time is written into the route schedule and can be as short as 1 minute, or at most 20 minutes. Most layovers are about 8-10 minutes. This time exists so the driver can get back on schedule by NOT having a layover at all if he’s running late – so it’s not actually a break because it’s not guaranteed. If you’re not on time for any reason – bad traffic, a wheelchair passenger, whatever, you don’t get this time. People like me, who are afraid to drive a bus like a bat out of hell, rarely get any layover time on busy lines.
So that’s breaks.



A lot of MUNI drivers spend inordinate amounts of time either figuring out how to get from the barn to their car, and how to park their car at the relief point, or calling another driver and asking them to drive their car to the relief point, or sacrificing a real lunch because they suddenly discover that they don’t have time to catch the necessary busses to make it to their relief point on time, yadda yadda yadda.
You mean MUNI drivers don't ride MUNI like the rest of us poor saps? I wonder why... ::rolls eyes::
Wait a second, they're talking about eliminating the commute express buses: "These runs typically involve doing a couple of turns on a commute bus in the morning, spending the rest of the day on standby status, and returning to driving for a couple of runs on the evening commute. These are gravy runs and there’s always a lot of MTA talk of eliminating them."? Please tell me that's a joke!?!?!??!?!?
i know this isn't a new question, but what about the mcdonald's/popeye's/burger king breaks? i'm constantly waiting while a driver runs into a fast food joint to get a quick order or mcnuggets. the way you describe it, muni driver, there's some mythical world where drivers abide by an admittedly confusing break/drive/standby schedule. and in this mythical world there is nothing but compliance.
it's interesting to konw the policy, but what about how it works in the real world?
question: why the heck do buses frequently and seemingly randomly go off shift in the middle of a run? i live at the terminus of a line and if i try and catch the bus between 6pm and 9pm, 4 out of 5 buses that come through will only go about ten stops and then declare end of the line. sure, the drivers are nice about it (usually) but it stil ridiculous.
Re: Slappy's comment about Burger King, etal. runs: Well, don't you suppose the drivers get, you know, h-u-n-g-r-y? If they were all totally compliant, not only would they never pee, they'd never need to 'cause they'd never eat. Hmmmm....sounds good, right?
Thank you, Muni Driver. You're a better writer than most of the SF-isters. Just FYI.