June 10, 2007
Swells By The Numbers
Number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 101.
Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 5 (including Rita Moreno, Justice Harry Low, and Wonder Woman).
Minority count: 18 (about 18%) -- there's a benefit for the Chinese-American Int'l School this week.
Hats, scarves and wraps, tiaras: 6 (including a big Beach Blanket Babylon one), 6, 0.
Getty v. Traina: 5-0.
Number of Gettys pictured that are actually Gavin Newsom: 4.
Number of Gavin Newsoms pictured with the exact same expression: 4. Seriously, it's kind of creeping us out.
Number of times Stanlee Gatti says he's seen Beach Blanket Babylon: 9,012.
Number of big checks pictured: 1. We love a big check.
Ranking of this line by Gavin in our "Swells Line of the week" contest: 1: "Please stay in San Francisco and don't move to Marin!" to the parents at the St. Luke's private preschool Teachers' Appreciation Dinner.


Here's hoping that Gavo went home with the underage girls in photo three. Damn!
Hmmm, where have we seen that Gavin expression before?