SFist: Oh No, Ed Jew!: Water

dustin

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:28:22 -0800

"Tapioca Ed" claims he doesn't live in Burlingame, yet he surrenders to the Burlingame Police Dept.

moss

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:51:22 -0800

Ed Jew is a jerk. Givin' the Sunset a bad name. Shame on him for being so easy-on-the-take. Boo...humbug.

mariconsoy

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:31:27 -0800

I wash my hands of this matter.

g

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 00:36:07 -0800

Obviously Ed's just another out-of-towner with the impression that all San Franciscans are dirty non-showering hippies and is just trying his hardest to fit in.

KWillets

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:34:24 -0800

He's out to steal our precious bodily fluids.

chard

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 18:51:54 -0800

Another "D-oh!" moment. Can't wait till tomorrow's.

Ed Jew

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:29:51 -0800

I haven't showered in weeks!

jonesy

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:13:30 -0800

Looks like Ed has thrown away the shovel he was using to dig a hole for himself and moved up to a backhoe, what's next the story about him abusing alcohol or a fake rehab session with gavin, either way he needs Eric Jaye to start the spin, it worked for that other idiot.

Sweet Melissa

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:07:22 -0800

Great. This is officially the "Stinky Defense." Sheesh, Ed - I don't expect politicians to be truthful but I demand that the lies be better than this. www.thesweetmelissa.com

DC1974

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:32:55 -0800

Perhaps he runs through sprinklers? Or perhaps he's gone all 19th century and only showers once a week and uses lots and lots of perfume.

andrew

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:02:11 -0800

Maybe he showers with a garden sprayer, as when camping?