The Day: Saved.

The Yvesdropping voicemails are pouring in! If by "pouring in" you mean that we got two more. Leave us a message at 415-659-8720. Try not to be intimidated by the hilariously urgent robot-greeting. Extra credit for singing your message, as happens in the example below.

We also got one from Eve, who reports hearing two irritating hipsters in front of a liquor store at Sixteenth and something:

IH1: "Fake tits ... not fake tits ... I don't care."
IH2: "I do care. I got to get me one of those EKG machines so I can tell whether it's fake or not."

There you have it! Good luck getting your hands on gigantic medical apparatus, Irritating Hipster, or at this rate on any tits at all.