May 24, 2007
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Gavin "Big G" Newsom and Kamala "Lil' Kam" Harris laying down some tracks in the studio. We smell a Grammy, or at least something for them to fall back on if things don't go their way this November.
Photo courtesy of Luke Thomas
Image replaced to avoid hotlinking. Photo of Tina Turner's cat courtesy of the Institute for Private Dancing Studies.


HAHA! He found the knob that activates the butt plug!
Gavin " Yo, Yo, baby I think I can work this thing "
Kamela " I love it when white guys try to rap, Gavin you are a total dufus "
Off to the side, out of camera range Jennifer chimes in "Gavin, your the Best Musician in the World"
I bet there was a ton of coke at that recording session.
A million magic crystals painted pure and white,
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked baby, it's nobody else's fault -
So don't do it
Freeze.. Rock...
even his smiles look as fake as his roll as a Mayor.
Gavin, Kamala, and Grammys?
The trifecta of irrelevance is complete.