That Itching ... That Burning ... It's the Hilton on Kearny

Ew ew ew bedbugs. For the last year or two, we've been seeing a resurgence in the pests, probably thanks to the rising popularity of bed ownership or something. Even a classy joint like the Hilton isn't immune, apparently: Consumerist reports that the one on Kearny presented one customer with a delightful bouquet of bites and itching. The customer says that they complained to the folks in charge, and two days later hadn't heard back.

In fairness to the hotel, it can be hard to keep those pests under control, especially when you associate with folks whose hygiene can best be described as "casual," such as Paris. Ha ha ha ha ha! The girl's dirty, is what we're trying to say.