May 14, 2007
Gavin Girlfriends Update
A very sincere thank you to the reader who forwarded along this picture of former Mrs. Gavin Newsom Kimberly Guilfoyle with her baby boy Ronan Anthony Villency. All together: awwwwwww!
And this got us thinking: what's going on with the rest of Gavin's squeezes these days? Here's the results of our Google searching!
Sofia Milos: The Scientologist girlfriend! Sofia (watch out, the site plays execrable music when you load it up) was recently spotted at Hollywood eatery Mr. Chow, the same night as former MTV VJ Daisy Fuentes and B2K boy-bander Omarion.
Erin Brodie: Wow, Erin hasn't been in the news much lately. All we can find is that she might have broken up with Will Kirby about six months ago. Here's a YouTube tribute to their relationship.
Brittanie Mountz: Workin' a sweet gig as a contributing writer for Benefit Magazine (see page 19). We hear she's still modeling too.
Ruby Rippey-Tourk: Also workin' a sweet gig at Benefit Magazine, as the "executive producer, Benefit television and radio" (see page 19). She's separated from Alex Tourk, and readers have reported seeing her around town as well.
And Jennifer Siebel! Hey, we had no idea she was featured on an episode of Punk'd. Molly Sims, you are the culprit! It'd be awesome if The Bumblebee punk'd Gavin Newsom, though, wouldn't it? "Hey Gavin, guess who's giving a speech after you?"
After the jump: a still from the Punkd episode featuring Jen and Molly.
Picture of Kimberly and Ronan from the Celebrity Baby blog.
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Judging from that still, Jen probably only did it because she knew she could get all dolled up and stand next to Molly Sims, while Molly has no makeup on and doesn't know she is on TV. Ooops, did I say that? Like omigod, I forgot, Jen is such a girl's girl!
Wow, Brittanie and Ruby both work for the same magazine? That's gotta be some interesting water cooler conversation.
Kimberly is definitely the "rocket scientist" of that group for getting out and not looking back and she has talent too. Too bad her father hasn't figured out yet that he isn't the vice mayor of San Francisco, her dad, Tony, spends most of his days running around town alluding to his "pull" with his ex son in law gavin.
What a fucking horrendous coat w/ a pink dress Jennifer Siebel (aka swizzle stick, genypher, swiss miss, and visitor from zoran) has NO STYLE.
Elaine, help that person out now!
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've watched What Not to Wear enough times to know that that outfit is just bad.
I've listened to Ruby's radio show a couple of times. She should find another career. If I were her, I wouldn't use a tape of this show as an auditipn tape for career advancement.
And one of your tipsters a couple of weeks ago reported that he had seen her in her favorite bar having a soco and lime. Southern Comfort is a serious drinker's choice. If the post is true, that means she isn't a recovering alcoholic but a relapsing alcoholic. If she's back on the sauce, she'll let her whole story slip out one of these days. Or she may wind up outside of Gavin's door again, proving Jen right. Poor old Ruby Tourk, and here she us coming up on her 35th birthday. Will Gavin and Alex and Ruby get together at Finegan's Wake to celebrate? Tune in for more of The Young and the Restless.
Kimberly looks absolutely beautiful. I'm so glad she got out when she did. I wonder if she even thinks about her train wreck ex-husband!
I hate to keep pounding on this, but a thought just popped into my mind (uncommon experience for me): Bloggers often say Gavin can have any woman he wants. This list goes a long way toward proving that assertion. The list also suggests an interesting if unstated question: who will be next? With a record like this and with (probably) countless unnamed walking clitoric-centric females floating around, surely he can’t stop now. Willpower is a foreign concept to a lot of males and Gavin is clearly the leader of the pack of weak-willed Don Juan’s.
Another interesting but unstated angle to all of this is: what about the women? From the looks of them, each one could have any man she wanted. Why pick this guy? How does each feel about being just another unit on an assembly line? Did each have the impression that she was THE ONE that he truly loved? Pardon me for sniggering, ladies, but gullibility seems to be a rather common commodity even anong the most beautiful of women. Wouldn't I love to prepare a questionaire for each one of these beauties just to find out these things? Srictly from the standpoint of furthering statistical research in the field of lust at first sight, you understand.
It's a fallacy that just because one is good looking that one can get anyone one wants. Who you attract - and are attracted to - is a reflection of what's going on inside you. If you're a tortured person, you'll attract another tortured person. Ditto for shallow people.
But attracting a mate is a whole lot more complicated than just how a person looks.
I agree with your thoughhts to a large extent. Men are quite visually centered. Women look for other qualities most of the time. I am familiar with the phenomonen of young women feeling attracted to powerful men. I've watched cow-eyed young women look adoringly at male authority figures (not at me, that's for sure). Henry Kissinger is a good example. He said, "Power is an aphrodisiac (spelling?). When you have a good looking powerful man, the attraction can be doubly strong. Throw in a few complicating factors like alcoholism or simply a sort of culturally-induced feeling that everything goes when it comes to sex, and you have a potent mix. This is how Mark Twain put it in his book "Letters from the Earth" over a hundred years ago:
“…human beings…place sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys…The very thought of it excites him; opportunity sets him wild; in this state he will risk life, reputation, everything…From youth to middle age all men and all women prize copulation above all other pleasures combined.”
He wasn't talking about San Francisco. He spoke about heartland places like Hannibal, MO. Maybe the only difference today is that only some reputations suffer.
I'm just not that impressed with Gavin's conquests so far. I don't think D-list and local under-age pussy makes him a legend. Let's face it. Jennifer Drivel is famous for banging Clooney for a weekend and now for schtuping Gavo. I bet I could get her if I tried for five minutes. If he starts bedding Scarlett J, Angelina Jolie or Giselle Bundchen then, perhaps, I'd change my mind. For now, it's just like shooting dumb, blond fish in a barrel.
P.S.
that's one goofy looking baby-are we sure he's not Gavin's?
I've heard Ruby Tourk's radio show too and it is pretty awkward at times. But she definitely has not relapsed, she is actually celebrating her one-year sober date this week, and Emily Morse is hosting a party for her. She is separated from Alex Tourk but I saw them together at Starbucks with their son and she looked amazing. She was kissing his cheeks and he was laughing. Hmmmmmmmm????
an interesting post. i believe her 35th birthday is this Saturday. emily morse and ruby must be friends. they appeared together at a fashion show or something where they had some photos taken together. was she kissing alex's cheek or their son's? i've always thought Ruby was getting the short end of the stick on this and have supported her recovery efforts, probably more for the sake of her son than anyone else. the others at center court in this affair are adults and can take care of themselves. the boy cannot and for his sake he needs a mother present in his life. but...i think she ought to try something other than Benefit magazine and its radio program. benefit caters to the elites of SF society and she is no longer one of them, if she was at all. she'd be better off in the long run segueing out of the gorgeous stage of her life into the mommy stage and getting back to the basics of her middle-class roots and the support of her extended family. San Francisco offers many temptations for a recovering alcoholic.
Kimberly Guilfoyle-Villency DOES looks amazingly fresh and beautiful in the pic. Maybe marriage with a handsome younger husband with a fortunte agrees with her. Gavin must be kicking himself because that could have been him. Instead, he has Jennifer Siebel who tries to be a poor man's Vanessa Getty minus the class, style, or intelligence. Let's take all of our negativity towards Gavin and pray that all of our interest can conjure up a nice lady who he actually settle down with. Think of it as our "Weird Science 2: Project Gavin."
Emily Morse is a social-climbing c***. [EDITED PER GOTHAMIST COMMENTS POLICY --ed.].
latest on Ruby. She's out at Benefit Magaine as host of weekly radio show. Tim Gaskin is out, too. New owners are looking for professionals to run the mag and the show.