SFist Today

It's Bad Movie Night at the Dark Room SF! Every Sunday night, they screen some terrible-sounding movie with some wisecracking hosts and free popcorn. May is Razzies Month, where they'll screen the 2006 worst-movie nominees, and tonight's featured movie is Little Man, where Shawn Wayans plays a midget criminal pretending to be a baby. That looks awful. 2263 Mission (x 18th), 8 p.m., $5.

Other events:

--Belly dancers, including local troupe Fat Chance Belly Dance, perform at the Mighty tonight with dancer Ansuya. 8:30 p.m., 119 Utah (x 15th), $15.

--Buy Mom an orchid at the OrchidMania sale today. Ft. Mason, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., admission is free. Money goes to benefit HIV education.

--Open studios for Mission-based artists! 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at a number of studios between Mission, 17th Street, and Potrero (check here for studio listings.)

--Free band concert at Golden Gate Park, 1 p.m. in the concourse right outside the DeYoung Museum.

--Fresh oysters at the Academy of Sciences! 1-3 p.m., 875 Howard Street (x 5th), $10 admission.