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Are you looking to get into the entertainment biz? Look what we got in our inbox!
Stanford alum Jennifer Siebel would like to hire a full time assistant for her production company, Girl's [sic] Club Entertainment. The company produced the critically acclaimed TROUBLE WITH ROMANCE, is in pre-production for the feature POR VIDA and is developing projects for both film and television that are provocative, relevant and exciting.
Job requirements include: bumblebee rescue, having lived in a bubble, an interest in the issues confronting Bayview/Hunters Point, and, of course, reading SFist!
Here's a list of projects that GirlsClub Entertainment has in production. This description is from the film project tentatively titled Trouble:
The key to cracking the millennia old code leading to the ruby is tied in with Alexander’s sword, the symbols of Shiva and the newly rediscovered Greek Indica text. And the key to this puzzle is Rachel Adams, who is blissfully unaware that her birthmarks bear a precious – and deadly – secret.
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I'm sick and tired of reading SFists swipes at Siebel. It's trashy blogging. Let the woman be!
Oooooh my, that movie is going to be a flop.
i disagree tired: that's the kind of snark that's appropriate. the movie sounds dumb, your using her own words against her and you're not being blatantly and aimlessly cruel. right on.
i disagree tired: that's the kind of snark that's appropriate. the movie sounds dumb, your using her own words against her and you're not being blatantly and aimlessly cruel. right on.
I think I have the perfect assistant for Jen. Her initials are RR-T. She'll be 35 in a few days, a fine mentoring age for Jen's 33.
What is so terribly sad. I actually will need a job when I get back to California ( I am out of state for a family emergency..no it didn't involve a golf cart either!).
Maybe I will send my resume in..maybe.
What I find so incredibly ironic is that Genypher sent the job posting to SFist knowing there would be smack. How stupid is this woman? or should I say girl?
Can Jen do a movie based on the Kennedys with Louise Rennee as the cold, steely matriarch who throws temper tantrums when things don't go her way and Gavin (the best mayor in the whole world!)as her do nothing, elitist son who is overwhelmed by a sense of entitlement and privilege? Throw in a few scenes with betrayal, sexual harassment and a phony born again rehab (make sure he wears his clark kent glasses to accentuate his change) and you have a real block buster! My apologies to the Kennedys whose true vision of camelot have been ripped by this jerk off mayor.
I like the photo, it's incredibly cheesy with the forced laugh. She has some lovely thighs though. I feel sorry for whoever ends up as her assistant.
Brittanie Mountz would make an excellent assistant. She knows how to keep her mouth shut and Gavin already banged her. Perfect. This picture makes me want to vomit. P-U. It looks like an ad for Ann Taylor. I feel sorry for the doggies.
Wear this shirt and you'll get the job, no problemo...
Is her shirt supposed to be ripped at the shoulder like that ?
I think Rita should be her assiatant. She's the only one who picked up the code in "ruby is tied in with Alexander's sword." And then Rita's assistants can be Ruby, Brittanie, Sofia, and...which one did I miss?
Is one of the assistant's jobs gonna be making sure her boss an find her pants? Cause, you know, beagles have sharp claws and alabaster skin does NOT look good with scratches all over. Just sayin'...
Sorry but no. It's not trashy blogging; it's a public service. We need to know what someone as useless and hateful as Jennier Siebel is up to.
I'm surprised that her production company even needs help. I bet there are tumbleweeds blowing through the office. I mean come on, was The Trouble with Romance a huge hit? I'm also confused by her statement that she only has time to sleep six hours a night. She just can't be that busy. Is Gavin keeping her up all night? Gross.
A day in the life of Jen Siebel's assistant:
9am: Schedule weekly Botox and Restalyne appointments. Report to Jen that Google alert has returned no matches of her name in the last 30 days.
10am-Noon: Shop at local drug store for Jen's hair color, Revlon Natural Blonde #4. Purchase entire stock.
12pm-1pm: Pick up Jen's lunch, celery sticks, ex-lax and water at local market. As requested, purchase every tabloid publication and scan for any mention of her name in relation to George Clooney or Gavin.
2pm-3pm: Stare at office phone which has been silent all day. Listen as Jen dictates ridiculous letter to every studio in Hollywood. Correct spelling and grammar.
3pm-4pm: Per her request, check Sfist and Beth Spotswood's blog to see what people are saying about her. Listen again to Jennifer call herself a gal's gal. Tell her again that she's just as hot as Molly Simms.
4pm-5pm: Report to Jen that her morning meeting for tomorrow has canceled. Tell Jen that Gavin still has not called, for the fifth time. Reassure her that her butt looks good in her jeans and that she could totally pass for 25.
5:01: Quit job.
Amy - that is very funny !
Amy you forgot this part:
6:01: Walk home after the Muni only bus to show up within the hour was packed to the brim and passed you by.
Amy-you also forgot the part about Siebel needing to "check in" with Lori Pucinelli, who is the PR flack-tard who helped her with the bumblebee stuff and is one of Gavin's closest friends.
That picture is weird but funny.
Amy, I started laughing when you posted this yesterday and haven't stopped since, brilliant!
Thanks. I wanted to be even bitchier, but I held back. I hope Beth Spotswood comments on the assistant ad. Her blog is the funniest thing I've ever read. She is a genius.
Amy, I love you.
Another funny one from her "in production" list:
Untitled India - Soccer Project (drama)
Madison Prescott, a once-unstoppable injured soccer player, travels to India as a spokesperson for Olympus Sports. Expecting to just earn money and see the sights, Madison discovers something far greater than she could have ever imagined. Her friendship with local Indian children leads her to the horrors of the sweatshops – sweatshops owned by Olympus . She must choose between keeping her contract and remaining silent or taking action and changing the lives of the children who have changed her.