We've never been to London, so we've never shopped at Topshop. Anybody we've met who's ever shopped at Topshop always raves about it. "It's like H&M, only better!" they say. Usually followed with, "When's it coming to the US?"
Today we were browsing Topshop's website to check out the much-hyped Kate Moss Topshop collection. Yesterday, Moss herself posed in the windows of the London flagship store.
Imagine our surprise when we came across this little gem:

Omg! Topshop made a collection inspired by little old us?
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And then we saw this:
Are they serious? More importantly, is this how we're supposed to be dressing in San Francisco? Is this how "San Francisco girls" dress? Because we most certainly do not dress this way, and neither do any of our friends. Maybe we need new friends? (No, our friends are fierce.)
These are cute:
...But even those are rose-tinted.
Photos from Topshop.com



talk about your human rights violations...my God if this is how hip cool londoners think we dress in SF, to the exclusion of anything else, we need to get the Board and the Mayor on the job, stat!
Send them care packages! a press release! ANYTHING! won't someone please think about the children?
ew. but you know we could work grandma chic if we had to ala ashley and marykate. I miss you elaine! where have you been all my life?
They're probably thinking that we're still doing the "Summer of Love" thing.
I think I saw a homeless woman wearing one of those EXACT same outfits on Market Street today...wait those are expensive so maybe she was hooker...go figure.