May 2, 2007
Don't Blame Us, We Voted For...

John Kerry! The former presidential candidate was in town the other day -- and how things have changed. Before, he was greeted by Bruce Springsteen, roaring crowds representing about 48% of the voting majority, and people carrying flip-flops. Now, he appears to be hawking products for a company called Blancpain (they sell watches). (Why? He doesn't need the money!)
Well, we don't care! He ran against Bush and that's enough for us. We still love you, JFK!
Thanks, Drew, for sending the pictures along! There's another picture after the jump.



Now! We know why Gavin and John Kerry were talking. Gavin probably got asked to model the watches and couldn't do it so he asked John if he would and he said "Sure, anything for a buddy."
But WWWHHHHAAATT is up with the PINK (PINK?) tie and BLUE (Blue?) shirt..was he going to a baby shower afterward?
Was it Jennifer and Gavin's baby shower?
Hey John, why the long face?
Yeah, we still love you, JFK. For running such a pathetic, spineless campaign that even Bush looked like a better alternative to 51% of the nation (albeit the mouthbreathing, overall, gun-toting 51%, but still).