SFist Blotter

A man was stabbed at 11th and Folsom at around 1:30 Monday morning. The victim is alive but suffered life-threatening wounds.

An angry neighbor in Belmont got so sick of the noise from her neighbor's evening carpentry activities that she revved up her black 1995 Mustang at around 11:30 p.m. and ran over the cabinets he was working on (and then fled the scene). Because she was shouting racial epithets at the time, she was booked not just for assault but also for committing a hate crime.

And our new favorite Blotter city -- Fremont! It sounds like nonstop hilarity there! A woman protesting the new Fremont Hooters as "pornography," and as promoting "lust and gluttony," has been asked out a couple of times by the restaurant's managers. That is so The Onion. (She's turned them down because she's married.)