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Matt Gonzalez: "I'm sorry, SFist Elaine, but I've gotta run."
SFist Elaine: "We've only been dating for five minutes, and you're already breaking up with me?"
Matt Gonzalez: "No, I just can't stand how Luke Thomas is always crashing our dates."
Luke Thomas: "She's mine, Matt!"
Matt Gonzalez: "Whatev, Luke. SFist Elaine and I have a special connection."
SFist Elaine: "So you're not breaking up with me? We don't have to be serious. I'm kinda seeing other people."
Luke Thomas: "Um, including me. Duh!"
Matt Gonzalez: "Quit salting my game, bitch!"
SFist Elaine: "It's really OK, Matt. Thanks for inviting me and SFist Rita to your opening reception at Lincart on April 19th. Do you mind if I bring Luke?"
Matt Gonzalez: "Are you kidding? Next thing, you're going to tell me you've been exchanging Facebook messages with Dan Noyes."
SFist Elaine: "Well..."

Photo of Matt Gonzalez and SFist Elaine courtesy of rumored boyfriend candidate, Luke Thomas

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