Now the Entire State Hates Our Freedom

Now hating the war isn't just the domain of tree hugging hippies and the Defeatocrats-- it's the entire state of California. Today, State Senator Don Perata announced that he wants the entire state to vote on a referendum on pulling troops out of Iraq. Perata might be announcing it, but we see the evil workings of Barbara Streisand behind all this, probably in cahoots with David Geffen and Michael Moore. And even if Rosie lives on the East Coast, she probably has something to do with all of this too.

Laugh now, but when we hand over the state to Osama, we'll see how things go. Just envision Disneyland turning into Talibanland and having Space Mountain become Jihad Mountain where animotronic Mullah's throw stones at you. We don't even want to mention what would happen to "Country Bear Jamboree."

In order for there to be a vote, however, it'll have to pass the California Senate and Assembly and then get the stamp of approval from the Governator. Republicans are already opposing it, natch, but who listens to them? Considering Bush's approval ratings in the state are somewhere in the only psychotics and meth freaks approve of him range, who knows what'll happen? Maybe we'll be too busy bombing Iran at that time for anyone to care. Iran, is after all, the new Iraq.