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Some dude with glasses pretends to be Gavin Newsom. Did Gavin finally hire a stand-in?
Seriously, who is this guy? He's hot.
Photo from the Examiner
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I swear this guy is just a dress up Ken doll. He needs everyone to believe he's a "serious" guy and turned some corner. So he shows up at a press conference with new "geek chic" glasses and an armload of paperwork.
Who the hell stands at a podium at a press conference with a pile of paperwork shoved under their arm? Can you say "prop"?
And what was that about gayness or Getty...???
Are those little toy garbage cans on the podium?
Geez, I thought we were ffffiiiinnnnnaaaaallllyyyy over this especially since the Blue Tie thingy I thought Rita had used up all the Gavin Gooey Gogo but, now us readers have ELAINE to thank...
I remember another ELAINE from some sitcom...oh ...yeah.. SEINFELD's ELAINE ...well before I dare say "No Soup For YOU!"
I say this.."No, NO, NNNNOOOOO Gavin Gravy Goodness for YOU!"
Someone check quick to see if Elaine is wearing purple today...and no your underwear doesn't count.
Oh My Quote for the pic
"That's my quote too!"
Oy!! It's Gavin Newsombaulm. In SF just in time for Passover. Hurray!
"I am the one responsible for the plastic bag ban, not that Mirkarimi fellow. No questions about anything except plastic bags or I'll shrink you all like I did these green garbage cans! Mwahahaha! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to dig through this budget to find another bullshit reason to demonize Chris Daly."
Oh God, not the fake "I'm so smart I need these" glasses.
It was pathetic enough when Lindsey Lohan tried this look. I thought nothing could be sadder than that. I was wrong.
Pulling up another $26.5 million in expenditures at the end of a fiscal year knowing there is a deficit expected the following year is just plain irresponsible of my Supervisor Chris Daly. I want an adult to represent my District. Not a monkey who just likes to throw poo at others while he ignores his constituents emails.
Gavin looks like a substitute teacher on the first day of an assignment in this pic.
"Class, just because I'm the substitute doesn't mean I'm going to put up with any crap. Anyone caught fooling around or engaging in horseplay will be sent to the principal's office. Now let me put down this stack of tests to grade and we'll get started. Open your readers to..."
And so on.
"In about an hour."
if you figure out which little green cup has the bean under it you win a free muni pass
What a funny pic, is he paying homage to SFist's rita?
Watch video for more:
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Why does "Gavin" have three tiny green compost bins on his podium?
I bet there's no lenses in thoses specs, just frames.
Gavin looks hot in glasses. I'm glad he's wearing corrective eyewear. Maybe now he will see he is dating an over-botoxed ice queen with no class, talent or manners. Oh, wait...they are just glasses, not a new frontal lobe.
I'd wondered where my glasses had gone. Give 'em back!
so hot!
p.s.
The frontal lobe is part of the brain, Jen. No need to google it.
Too mean? Nah!
Check list:
Spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet
LOL OG!
What's next? A Barrister wig?
More posing? First Willie, then Gavin?
Too bad many of you young hipsters never got to read, or meet, Joe Alioto... a truly learned man. Think he would spend so much time posing?
to T and Gary - the funniest posts ever! thanks for the afternoon laugh (LMAO)!!!