Day Around the Bay

-Protestors take to the streets to spread message that "everything is kind of ok these days."

-Director of Coalition for the Homeless Announces that if one more person asks her for spare change, she'll scream.

-Al Davis hires sixteen year old to coach the Raiders. Says his knowledge of offensive schemes became apparent after watching him play Madden 2007.

-Middle class family finds housing.

-Ross Mirkirami to ban plastic cd wrapping, says it has nothing to do with the environment but because "they're really hard to unwrap."

-Police suspect one of the Fake Question Time chickens is Gavin stalker Han Shin due to his purple chicken costume.

-Board of Supervisors pass a non-binding resolution against Sanjaya winning "American Idol." Chris Daly tells the press that if Sanjaya wins, it would destroy the credibility of Idol and that he's totally rooting for Haley.

-Jennifer Siebel and SFist Elaine go clothes shopping.

-The Bay Guardian announces that PG&E is no longer the root of all San Francisco evil-- Noah's Bagels is.

Image from Doug Van Sant's photostream on Flickr