Did we miss an episode? It seems like forever since we've talked "Survivor" and the fate of local contender Yau-Man. How is he doing, anyway? Previously, he survived another tribal council because of Rita's yammering. Will another annoying female be his saving grace?

Post-Tribal Council, and Yau-Man realized he was very lucky, although he also realized if the tribe starts kicking off members based on their weakness, then he might be next.

Reward Challenge, or is it?? Probst told the tribes to drop their buffs (dirty!) as they were going to choose new tribes. Not a merge? It was pretty stupid as all they were doing was having a member from one tribe choose a member from the other tribe, and on down the line. The only snag was because of an uneven number of people, one person wouldn't be picked at all, and that was Lisi, who actually was hoping she was going home--much to the disgust of Probst. She went to Exile Island instead. Meanwhile, Yau-Man was now in a tribe with a bunch of girls, and the "manly" tribe was actually quoting dialogue from "The Count of Monte Cristo." The movie.

The Immunity Challenge involved a bunch of sliding poles (dirty!) and a puzzle and maneuvering and communication, and the new Moto won, of which Yau-Man is a member, so he is safe for another week! And in a completely unshocking turn of events, Anthony was voted out of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club.

Also, in other reality TV local newss, there's a girl from San Francisco on the CW series, "Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for a Moderately Talented Girl With a Hot Ass," but you don't really expect us to watch that crap, do you?