Sid Luscious and the Pants play at 11 p.m. at Kimo's on Polk Street, which is dangerously (is it just us?) close to Bob's Donuts, one of SF's best. Get all maximum new wave, like OMG! 1351 Polk Street, SF. Telephone: 415-885-4535,

Catch Hal Sparks of E's Talk Soup and Queer As Folk at Cobb's. He has also rocked the VH1 "I Love the 70's, 80's and 90's" shows, 'member? We find him to be so boyish and cute, with his sassy and funny tidbits. Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Avenue, SF 94133. Phone 415-928-4320. Doors at 6:30, show at 8 p.m. Tickets are $18.

Looking to really cut loose in a decidely more fabulous fashion? Take your dancing shoes to the Castro for the debut of Dance-O-Licious, a monthly dance contest. Try not to gawk at celeb judges Heklina, Mr. SF Leather 2007 and porn star Michael Brandon. Prize is $250 cash. Happens from 8 to 10 p.m. at The Cafe at 2367 Market Street, SF 94114. Phone: 415-861-3846