Swells by the Numbers

Editrix Rita is globe trotting, so we donned our tiara, cape, and jewels to fill in this week.

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 78.

Total number of people pictured whom we recognize in the pictures:
25 (including George Schultz, Swells standby Charlotte Maillard Schultz, Vanessa Getty, Kamala Harris, Heather Fong, Lars Ulrich and Connie Nielsen.) Our college pal Katherine Calvert and her husband Gray were mentioned in print, too.

Minority count percentage: 3.844%.

Hats, capes, tiaras: 4 (with a fabulous Prada turban on Vanessa Traina), 0 (but 3 wraps), and 0.

Getty v. Traina: 1-7. It helps that Todd and Katie Traina were up from L.A. and the Traina sisters were in full effect. C-Big even mentioned that there were many Trainas at the event, as if to remind us!

Number of green (not blue!) ties Charlotte Maillard Schultz bought the Mayor at Wilkes Bashford in honor of St. Paddy's Day: 1, to which he exclaimed, "Thank you, Charlotte and Wilkes. But $165? For a tie?"

Winning bid placed by Trevor and Alexis Traina for a year's worth of Dr. Jordan Shlain & Dr. Yan Chin's care, including house calls: 17K.