Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 56.

Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 4 (including Ben Fong-Torres and Mark Fainaru-Wada).

Minority count: 11 (19.6%, mostly jazz musicians).

Hats, capes, tiaras: 6 (4 fezzes, as requested by the SF Jazz party), 0, 0.

Getty v. Traina: 3-0.

SFist staffer count!: 1! Whoooo SFist Mary!

Stanlee Gatti count: 2 -- one in the text and one in the pictured (Gatti pictured at left in the picture to your right.)

Rank of the reception and reading with Michael Chabon at the Berkeley Hills property owned by Ann and Gordon Getty in the silent auction bids: 1.

Number of housekeepers who have tried to throw out CCA benefit hostess Norah Stone's Robert Gober scupture of a bag of kitty litter: Uncountable.

Birthday of Charlotte Maillard Shultz's director of protocol Louis Matthew Goudeau.: 30. Happy birthday, Mr. Goudeau!