SFist's I-Team Report on City Proclamations

After news came out that Gavin gave a proclamation for a gay porn studio, it was soon revealed that apparently nobody was paying attention to the city's process of issuing proclamations. So SFist did some digging around and discovered that in the past few years, we have issued these proclamations:

Burrito Day
Barry Bonds' Entourage Day
Kate Should Totally Hit Jack Day
No, Kate Should Totally Hit Sawyer Day
Save Sean Preston & Jayden James Day
Transgendered Native American Anarchist Day
Journey With Steve Perry and Not That Other Dude Day
Toothless Meth Freaks on 16th & Mission Day
F--- Bill O'Reilly Day
Rabbit Season Day
No, Duck Season Day.
No, Rabbit Season Day.
No, Duck Season Day
No, Rabbit Season Day
No, Rabbit Season Day
No, Duck Season Day. Now Shoot.
Have Sex With Your Wife's Best Friend Day