As the Gav Turns: Meeting People isn't Easy

"Oh My Gawd, did you hear?"
"No, what?
"Well, like Gavin was at this, like, party and you'll never guess who was there?"
"Oh my gawd, who?"
"Alex Tourk."
"NO WAY"
"Totally."
"Did they say anything?"
"No. They just, like, pretended they didn't see each other."
"NO WAY. But did they see each other?"
"Gavin, like, totally saw Alex because one of his bodyguards walked right over and hugged Alex. And, like, Gavin WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!"
"OH MY GAWD."
"But it gets better, because, like, it was totally Alex's birthday and Gavin didn't even sing along."
"NOOOO!!!!!!!."
"Yeah, but then he totally did at the end. Oh, and guess what?"
"What?"
"Like Gavin gave this, like, talk at the end and he was all 'Alex Tourk did an awesome job.'"
"Oh my gawd, Gavin is sooo hot"
"But then Alex was all 'I'm outta here, bitch'" and he totally left."
"Oh no, he didn't."
"Oh yes he did."
"Oh my God, that’s crazy."
"Totally."