SFist: Caption Action

Luke Thomas

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:29:41 -0800

Gavin: Peter, I've got some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first? Peter: Hmmmm... let's have the bad news. Gavin: You're fired! Peter: I'm fired? What's the good news? Gavin: I'm schtooping the secretary!

Ragone Clown Posse

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:42:31 -0800

Talk about beating a dead horse. Get over Peter already SFIST! It is as if nothing else is going on in the world, you are all worse then the Anna Nicole coverage, and speaking of that are you all in compition? WWR

h. brown

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:02:45 -0800

Voice from stage: "Now, while we're using a banana in this demonstration, the principle is the same."

T.E. Lawrence

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 18:03:08 -0800

hehe these captions are all hilarious, keep it up!

sarah_L

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:34:03 -0800

Off-screen Voice: This concludes lesson one of the Sensitivity Training Intensive, "When Sharing Is Not Caring." My assistant, Jodi is currently passing out note cards and pencils. Please jot down a personal experience of something you shared that hurt someone else, and hand it back to Jodi. Does anyone have any questions? Peter: That Jodi looks awfully familiar, don't you think? Gavin: I'm not looking. Peter: Hey, wasn't there a picture of her in her underwear snorting coke on your cell phone? Good thing I had to delete a few of those when I uploaded my picture on it. Gavin: Thanks, Pete, you're such a pal. I see some catastrophic sick leave in your future.

Jeremy

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:56:42 -0800

Peter: Hey, is that Rita from SFist over there? Gavin: Shut up and pay attention. That bastard Luke Thomas is watching us. Peter: Dude, that's totally her. When this meeting is over, I'm going to go kick her ass. Gavin: If I could fire you without starting another shit storm, you would be so gone by now.

The Sam Devine

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:03:28 -0800

Why does the phrase "butt hurt" seem so apt? Too damn funny. or how about: Ragone: Look, all I'm saying is keep your rocket in your pocket while you're down at Delancy street - that's all I'm saying. Newsom: Whatever, "dad."

That Chick

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:11:19 -0800

Another possibility is: Gavin: "This is the most boring meeting of all time. I should of stayed in my pajamas in bed" Peter: "I thought you said you sleep naked?" Gavin: "Not anymore." In other pajama related news... That Chick is still in her pajamas Day 31 on the pajama watch.