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Peter Ragone: "Too bad I threw away my BlackBerry. I could be using it to comment on SFist right now."

Gavin Newsom: "You were just using it to text SFist Elaine. She doesn't like you, man."

Peter Ragone: "How do you know that? She was way into me at Ruby Skye."

Gavin Newsom: "She's into everybody. Did you see what she wrote about Mirkarimi? Dreamy, my ass. I'm McDreamy! Look at my hair."

Peter Ragone: "You're just butt hurt because she told you to get a new stylist."

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