February 16, 2007
It's Got to Be the Morning After
-It's official, Barry B. is now a Giant as he finally signed a contract. As for Barry's place in baseball, Monte Poole says baseball can go suck it.
-Barry Zito, the other white meat, shows up with a new delivery, making Giants officials go "wha?".
-The Bears beat the Ducks and the Cardinal beat the Beaver.
-As they say on Battlestar Galactica "All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again": Armando Benitez says he's going to do a great job as a closer and somebody writes a "now the Warriors really won't make the playoffs" article.
-Should the Warriors trade J-Rich?
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Jon,
Kudos for being the only poly site that even mentions sports. We all need other outlets other than drugs or illicit sex (although those are certainly fun). Let me make a comment.
Zito scares me with those 'extra' 10 lbs of muscle. Hopefully, it's too much dead turkey and not steroids. I ran marathons for years and believe me, it's hard to add that kind of muscle mass in years, let alone months.
Ideally, Zito is a Warren Spahn type thrower. The curve ball is what separates him from the pack. If someone talked him into using roids, he's done. Check the radar on his fastball. If he's up 5mph and the curve's gone, he's toast. At least 'Woody' never juiced.
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