Opposite of the New Black

We know we've been talking about the Traina sisters quite a bit lately, but we can't help but comment on the mostly fierce but somewhat questionable fashion sense of the closest thing we'll ever have to the Hilton sisters. (Even though the Traina girls, like, hate being compared to the Hiltons.) This is another photo from New York Fashion Week, and, frankly, we're at a loss for words.

Where do we begin? Victoria's plunging neckline that doesn't really plunge into anything? Vanessa's weird headband she ripped off Ashley Olsen and/or Prince at the Superbowl? Victoria's Dick Cheney-esque smirk? Vanessa's creepy eyes? Victoria is always adorable, but that oversized knit cap looks ridic. And as much as we love basic black, their dresses are looking a little too basic here. (Maybe diamonds are over, and nobody told us? We hate being the last to know these things!)

According to the all-knowing Socialiterank.com, about the only controversial thing Victoria did at Fashion Week was smoke lots of cigarettes .

Um, lighten up New York. We don't want to live in a world where young socialites can't smoke cigs in peace.

By SFist Elaine

Photo from Style.com