She's Leaving, On a Jet Plane,

C-40B-BoeingUnitedStatesofAmerica-B11510C3R.jpgLast week, the Washington "Moonie" Times wrote a story saying that, in effect, that Nancy Pelosi requested that the Air Force provide her flights to and from Washington whenever she actually deigns to come home to the City by the Bay. The story is potentially embarrassing to Pelosi as it plays on the caricature of her being shrewish bitch who requests military planes while our brave sons and daughters are dying to fight the war on terror even though Iraq has nothing to do with it and even Republicans wish the war would end but they're still going to stop non-binding resolutions to stop it. Or something like that. As these things tend to happen, the story got out into the Republican echo chamber and you know what happens whenever that occurs-- the press has to cover it like it's an important story. Also, so called blabber mouths in politics and cable news spout it off like it's the unbridled truth without actually investigating it.

Of course, there's much more to the story, mainly that a lot of it, if not all of it, isn't true. It is true Nancy gets to fly a plane back east but it's only because ever since 9/11, the Speaker of the House is made to fly on special air force jets for security reasons. Double that when you're talking about the first woman Speaker of the House. So now the story becomes not that she specially asked for something she's not supposed to (although Fox News hasn't gotten that memo as of this morning), the story is that she's asking for a big ass plane (the C-40) that Republican wags have labeled "Air Force Three" (because she's third in line-- get it? Get it?) so she can shuttle her staff and all those cute grandkids back and forth. That story's been denied by everyone but it hasn't stopped everyone from turning it into truth.

Now, Dennis Hastert flied flew in a small plane, the C-20 but he lived in Illinois. If Nancy were to fly that, she'd have to refuel and for obvious reasons, Nancy would like to go non-stop. Wouldn't we all. Nancy is said to have asked for the much bigger C-40, something she denies. She's claiming that she's still working it all out with the Air Force. Something she had to say in a presser she had with the press today to discuss the story, as it's a matter of national importance.

Now here's where it gets really crazy-- even the White House is rushing in to to defend Pelosi. On the other hand, people are claming that the story was leaked by the White House to the Moonie Times because the whole thing as a way to embarrass her. Ahh, crafty that White House. And if it's not the White House, then it's the Air Force and as John Murtha said, that would be stupid because Pelosi controls their funding.

Needless to say, the story was such a big deal that both CNN and ABC News felt like they had to weigh in on it. Why? Because our press sucks.

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She got caught with her pants down, demanding a huge plane that will cost taxpayers $22,000 an hour (Hastert's cost $900 an hour). I don't get her quibble with stopovers -- security wouldn't seem to be an issue since the stop would be at a military base. Then again, she hasn't exactly been praising them from the rooftops, so maybe she is afraid of the military itself...haha.

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"The story is potentially embarrassing to Pelosi as it plays on the caricature of her being shrewish bitch..."

Yes, libs certainly don't want the truth about her being a shrewish bitch to get out.

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Pelosi is a hypocrite -- What's the carbon foot print on this? Didn't she setup a new Select Committee on Global Warming?

Now she wants to ride on Pelosi One and pollute the Earth. She thinks she's the president and she wants all of the perks.

Now we have Tunagate (minimum wage hypocrisy) and the Pelosi One. I though dems were to be different.

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Why didn't anyone complain when Bush's wife (and Bush) flew around the country campaigning in the last election on Air Force planes. Isn't there some plane the air force could offer that fly the distance but is smaller.

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Better a "shrewd bitch" than being "mildly retarded."

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"(Hastert's cost $900 an hour)"

BS. The pilot's time alone is more than that. I hate drive-by trolls, so this is a drive-by correction. Cheers!

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Democrats are inept and led by one that is also inept and corrupt democratic leader. Pelosi says that the Congress is about children when she first took over and that means what? We have a war going on and it's about children. She's out of the touch.

Has anyone heard anymore of the 100 hours and what really was done and signed by the President?

Is the war over and are the troops home and why not? I thought that the democrats are NOW IN CHARGE. What happened? Booh ooh!

I guess having access to Pelosi One is detrimental to interests of the United States?

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"Dennis Hastert flied in a small plane"

"Flied"? Please tell me that was on purpose.

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This jerk lib's article meant if Air Force leaked the news to embarrass Pelosi, then, Dems Pelosi and Murtha will certainly cut the bardget to Air Force as a retaliation. It's fantastic to know the true faces of these Dems. They just could not hold it for too long. No doubt Dems want to loss in the war to keep them in power. Shame Americans, stupid!

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Can someone translate Berkeley's comment into English, please?

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new anti-war chant: Hastert flied, Thousands died!

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What she needs is a C37A/Gulfstream V. Looks perfect

The C32 is known as the flying pencil, as it's so long and thin. Nobody likes the C32.

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From Answers.com:
The term Moonies is a derogatory term for members of Sun Myung Moon's Unification Movement.

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"BS. The pilot's time alone is more than that. "

You're smoking crack. No pilot makes $900 an hour. That would be $1.8 million a year. Puhlease....

Funny when the GOP was in charge of the House, the speaker was given a military plane by the GOP president and no one seemed to mind....

Then I remember, to trolls, that's ok. Now that a Dem is in charge of the House they need to somehow rollback all the goodies they gave the GOP...and use their junkie logic! Keep working at it, boys, you'll get the junkie logic right soon enough.

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The comments are funnier than the actual story. Especially posted by JMC. hahaha!

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Ya think maybe she is warming up to the idea that she and Hillary will be the first female Prez and Vice...?? Maybe she is just tuning up her frequent flyer miles that the Vice gets..? Surely you wouldn't want a Vice prez that gets airsick! Who know...??

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You could fly TWO Nancy Pelosi's for the weight of ONE Denny Hastert!! Republicans are crybabies & sore losers.

Suggest Speaker Pelosi name her Jet Plane the "Patriot One", & have her flights do "double duty" by filling extra seats on the plane with members of Active Duty military who want to go home for a visit w/ family in California;

ESP. for any Wounded Soldiers from Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital in Wash., D.C., who want a ride home to California. On her way BACK to D.C., she can offer seats to family members wishing to visit Wounded Soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital.

Thanxs to our brilliant "Commander in Chief", Al Qaeda has actually grown stronger, & the longer time passes from 9-11, the more likely a new attack. They attacked the World Trade Center a second time, when the first attack failed to achieve the desired results.

Thus, Speaker Pelosi needs the plane, just in case we have a major terrorist attack on Wash., D.C., & Pres. Bush & Darth Vader are killed or incapacitated, or otherwise unable to perform the duties of President!!!

Pres. Bush may believe he & Dick Cheney are the "Deciders", but the words of Gnarls Barkley's song "CRAZY" apply to them: "Bless your souls, do you really think you're in control? Well, I think you're crazy, I think you're crazy..."

If only President Al Gore were the "Decider". How different the world might be.

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President Al Gore? What crack are you smoking?
Remember, he didn't even win his own state!

If you can't win the state you are from and it is a smaller state, you definitely have a popularity problem. People who know you the best do not believe you have the ability to lead the country!
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p.s. The C37A/Gulfstream V has a range of 6500 miles...it looks like this will be her (Nanci's) new aircraft....this makes the most sense

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Make her and the rest of them fly commercial in coach. Then they might waste less money and fuel swanning all over the country.

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