Aqua Teen Hunger Force Strikes San Francisco

For those of you who felt left out of the whole Alqueda Teen Hunger Force terrorist plot, don't you worry, we weren't left out. It turns out twenty of those things were scattered throughout the city. Unlike those idgits in Boston, nobody seemed to think anything of it. So no complaints were filed and no press conferences were held with people trying to explain why something that looks like one of those Lite Brite things was some nefarious plot hatched by people hiding in caves. In fact, one of the ones that was found was found over the weekend on a sign above an art gallery on Clement Street and not only did nobody call it in, but the person who found it thought it was cool. When the batteries went out, he just took it down.

After the events of today, the marketing company behind it all told the SFPD where they could find the things so the police could disable them. It’s not quite known where all twenty of them are but CBS 5 is asking people for any information on where they could possibly be.

You know, we feel kind of sorry for the ad rep who dreamed this sucker up. There you are, all proud of your work when next thing you know, you’ve caused an entire metropolitan area to come to a screeching halt over your work. And then the Mayor goes live on TV and threatens to throw your ass in jail for whatever reason.

But, on the other hand, there's no such thing as bad publicity, right?