It's Got to Be the Morning After

And now, for the non-Warriors sports news of the day:

-the leaking of Barry Bonds' amphetamines test might actually be a Catch-22 in that signing him will piss of the fans but not signing him will piss of the player's union. You don't want to make the player's union angry.

-On the ESPN gabfests, they were already assuming the new Raiders coach would be James Lofton. So, naturally, the Chron is saying it just might be Steve Sarkisian. SFist's spell check is hoping it's not Sarkisian. Anyways, if you're reading this Steve, here's some advice for your job interview.

-The Merc has a run down of the Top 10 Most Legally Challenged Bay Area Athletes.

-Athletics Nation sounds the alarm against radical Angelic extremists.

-Niners Nation is already doing mock drafts. We think Niners fans will be happy with the results.

-A compartment for dope in a water bottle? That's something we never thought of.