The Fake Question Time Drinking Game!
If you're man enough to go to the Fake Question Time townhall meeting this Saturday at the Richmond Recreation Center (281 18th Ave., between Geary and Clement), you're man enough to pop open a beer or three at 10 in the morning and play the Question Time Townhall Meeting Drinking Game with SFist!
And you know who's really gonna want to play this drinking game? The star of the event! See you guys there -- we'll bring the booze.
| If Gavin.... | You.... |
| Wears his lucky blue tie | Drink. |
| Is NOT wearing his lucky blue tie | Drink. |
| Makes a defensive joke about Brittanie Mountz | Check your ID and drink some more! |
Thanks to a little birdie, who suggested the drinking game in the first place! And thanks to a reader, who forwarded along the picture!
| If Gavin.... | You.... |
| Tries to dodge any questions by saying "this is a panel about homelessness" | Chug! |
| Gets a foot patrol question | Refuse to leave your car and drink a vodka with orange juice. |
| Gets a question about the problems with the Care Not Cash implementation | Get a one-way ticket back to the bar you originally came from. |
| Gets a question about MUNI | Wait for 15 minutes with no beer in sight, and then drink two at once! (yes, we know -- we've made that joke before.) |
| Gets a question about the problems with the wi-fi service bidding process | Drink at blazing-fast speed from anywhere in the room. |
| Gets a question about his non-participation in Question Time | Cluck like a chicken! |
| Makes fun of Chris Daly | Curse, and then drink |
| Makes fun of Ross Mirkarimi | Say "This is outrageous!" in a basso voice, and then drink. |
| Makes fun of Bevan Dufty | Share a beer with an opposite-sex same-orientation friend. |
| Gets a question about his dating status | Go to Beach Blanket Babylon. |
| Gets a question about his hair | Dip a comb in whatever you're drinking and run it through your hair. |
| Gets a question about the Matier and Ross article about his drinking habits | Insult the questioner, storm out of the room, get into a limo (starting at about 3:30), and drink until you pass out! |
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