Oh, those wags at the SFPartyParty! To gear up for this weekend's Fake Question Time "Policy Townhall meeting," they've started up a CafePress "The Chicken Mayor" online store for you to get your gear in time for Saturday's scripted encounter with the mayor in the Richmond. Check out their excellently bewattled Newsom logo! You can get it on a ringer tee, a dog shirt, a tote bag, or a trucker cap, among many other options -- ha!

Don't forget -- your insufficient substitute for Question Time will take place at 10 a.m. this Saturday at the Richmond Recreation Center at 281 18th Avenue, between Geary and Clement.

We can't wait until the weekend -- we love drunken chicken! To tide you over until then, though, we found some YouTube footage of the chicken dance music they play at AT&T Park whenever someone walks Barry Bonds.