SFist Rita is in N'Awlins this weekend so we are once again vainly trying to live up to her SbtN standards.

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 76 people plus two dummies and one dog.

Total number of people pictured whose names we recognize: Nine (the Schultzes, Willie Brown, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gaviffer, Brittanie Mountz, Rev. Cecil Williams).

Minority count: Five (15%)

Hats, capes, tiaras: 0,0,0 but Jennifer Seibel looks like she could be carrying a fur coat and four old women pictured are wearing some big-ass glasses.

Getty v. Traina: Traina 1, Getty 0. John Traina pitched a shut out.

People who just got made characters in "Beach Blanket Babylon": One, Nancy Pelosi

Shout outs to SFist Rita: ONE!!!!!

Brittanie Mountz's new job: reporting for Benefit magazine.

Was there a meeting of Brittanie and Jennifer? Oh yes, there was.

Description of the Gavifer relationship:They "might be serious."

C-Big's description of Gavin's closet: "a wood-paneled walk-in beauty with an orderliness that took our breath away with its perfectly shoetreed footwear and immaculate rows of white work shirts."