Day Around the Bay

-Oakland is ready to party, Ron Dellums style.

-Over 1,000 people go to the beach to say impeach, put Cheney in reach.

-Two killed in two different SF shootings.

-Woman injured in hit -and-run rampage sues the rampager and the rampager's mother.

-Man walks into a church in Richmond and interrupts choir practice to announce he's setting the church on fire. So he did it.

-It's been one month since the tree hugging hippies started to tree hug.

-Shorter Matier & Ross: Pelosi wants to be known as an Italian mom, Arnie had a stage-managed inauguration, first years of second terms suck, and the Annemarie Conroy saga.

-What is the male equivalent of the cat lady? The rat man.