Wanna Buy a House?

Thanks to the kindness of a tipster (remember folks, keep those cards and letters coming), we get word of a great site that combines two of everyone's favorite kind of porn: real estate and celebrities. The site is called the Real Estalker and even though it's been up and running for a year or so, they finally opened up their San Francisco branch. It's like SF Curbed except snarkier and only about people you know.

What can you expect? Well floor plans and pictures and asking prices for the homes of such noted celebrities as Larry Ellison (his Japanese temple home is up for sale-- it's only $16 million) and ex-Giant Moises Alou. What kind of house does a baseball player own? How's about an almost $2 million dollar home on Noe Street with panoramic views. And what about the then home ofPhil Bronstein and then-wife Sharon Stone? A $15 million dollar, almost hundred year old home with five bedrooms in Seacliff. We have no idea who this person is, but you gotta love any house described as "Italianate palazzo."

SFist dreams of the day we'll be included in things like this, although we don't know how many people would be excited over a tiny two-bedroom apartment that once housed five people.