Your Commute: BART Gets Off the Good Foot

If you were wondering why your BART train was thirty minutes late today, it was because of, well, just for old time sake, those motherf------ snakes on the motherf------ train. One wonders what all those people who made the fake trailers and fanfic for that movie are doing now now that the movie came and went. Maybe doing their homework. Or curing cancer. Who knows. And wouldn't you know it, somebody actually did a Snakes on a Train.

Anyways, the cause was actually a cover board, the metal that covers the third rail, came lose at the West Oakland station around 7:15 so they could only run one train at a time through the station. Thus the delays to any BART train going in and out of the station was delayed. The delays were up to 15-30 minutes.

Everything is good to go by now.