SFist: SFist Answers: Crack Cocaine, MUNI, And Bettie Page

KWillets

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:30:03 -0800

Crackheads are always nice around their dealers. On other blocks they fight, steal, and break into cars. One can sue a landlord for allowing crack dealing on the premises.

mattymatt

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:04:59 -0800

I have a feeling that ratting out the crack dealer will be the start of a long and complicated series of terrible experiences. I'd advise looking the other way -- the same tactic I advise with panhandlers, since that's an unsolvable problem, too -- and finding a new place to live. An apartment search sucks, but opening a chapter in your life entitled "My Misadventures With the Crack Dealer" sucks more.

Christopher Rogers

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:04:52 -0800

Not so many crack dealers back in Abby's day. Plus, I would totally crush her in a burrito-eating contest. Someone write "Abby" and tell her to meet me down at Papalote next Sunday around 11 AM. We'll throw back Negro Modelos and see which of us advice columnists can put down a burrito grande quicker. Loser pays for both and must refer to the victor as Papi for the rest of the day. There is no reason for this, yet I feel strongly about it. Dear god, Abby is a peer for me now? Ahh jeez.

draveed

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:36:30 -0800

I don't think any Dear Abby letter had, "A crack dealer shares my address," in it.

Jerry Jarvis

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:23:46 -0800

this sounds more like a dear Abby