Where's Gavin?
We spend a considerable amount of our time pondering Gavin's every move. Some would say an unhealthy amount. But we're totally in the dark about his recent trip to Manila. Since we can't get any details of his itinerary from the Mayor's Office (what do we pay them for, anyway?), we decided to come up with a list of Gavin's schedule of appearances:
8:00am The President's mansion to pick up a pair of Imelda Marcos' shoes for Jennifer.
8:35am A sit-down interview with notorious gay blogger Bryanboy about same-sex marriage.
10:00am US Naval base to fraternize with the local working girls. ("Wanna see my key to the city?")
12:30pm Hitting up Jolibee, the local fast-food chain with his 138-piece entourage. Play on, playa!
2:00pm Taping an appearance as guest judge on Philippine Idol.
4:00pm Conference with President Arroyo on Third World Hunger.
4:45pm End Third World Hunger. Take that, Chris Daly!
SFist Elaine, Contributing
