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Mom: "Who do you want your costume to be?"
Little girl: "Batgirl."
Mom: "I thought I was going to be Batgirl."
Little girl: "No, me."
Mom: "I guess I could be a bad guy, then. Can you think of any bad guys?"
Little girl: "George Bush?"
-- In the Castro, the day before Halloween
A mom and two little girls get on the bus.
Muttering crazy guy: "Motherf**king white bitch! I'll cut your asshole! I'll kill you!"
Little girl: "Who's he talking to?"
Mom: "To himself. Are you scared?"
Little girl: "No."
And with that, the family proceeds to sit DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM HIM, where express no concern that they are being muttered threateningly at for the duration of their ride.
-- On the 33
Asian woman: "I'm reading In Cold Blood. You know how most books say the same thing? This one's really different."
Her friend: "You know, that In Cold Blood movie's coming out soon."
Asian woman: "What?"
Her friend: "Yup. They made a movie of it. In Cold Blood. It's gonna be out soon."
-- From Eve/At the Powell station
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No Tail Light
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the
policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long,
painful groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't
that serious."
"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my
boat and trailer?"