Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 54.

Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 8. We are now conceding that we probably don't "recognize" any of the Gettys or Trainas (except Gavin, who does not appear this week).

Minority count: 10 (18.5%).

Getty v. Traina: 7-10.

Hats, capes, tiaras: 6, 0, 1. We've classified Cynthia Bowman's halo as a tiara.

Stanlee Gatti count: 1. (in a forthcoming W Magazine spread.)

Ranking of the following in our "best turn of phrase in Swells" survey -- where CBig describes the Swells picture section as "the puzzle page that is the weekly photo-palooza of the bold-faced and the beautiful.": 1.

Height of Dianne von Furstenberg's heels: 5 inches.

Combined height and average shoe size of SF Magazine publisher Bruce Kelley and his two brothers, as determined in the Tenderloin pool toss event.: 19 feet, 16 1/2.

Number of years Enrico's was open, until it closed this week: 48.

Charlotte Maillard Shultz count: 0 -- again? We hope she's not sick or something!