SFist Breaks Down Arnie vs. Angelides
Don't know who to vote for yet in the Gubernatorial election? Can't decide? Think Arnie hasn't done a half bad job but hate all the jokes you get when you go visit the relatives back home? Think Phil would be a great Governor but he reminds you too much of the geek in High School even you made fun of? Or maybe you already know who you're going to vote for but need affirmation. Who doesn't want to think they're making the right decision.
Well, after the break, we bring it all home to you.
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | Phil Angelides | |
| Party | Republican | Democrat |
| Dying political philosophy to which they ascribe to | moderate, libertarian conservatism | paleoliberalism |
| Political philosophy best described as | It's Friday, what do the polls say? | Party Hack |
| In bed with | Big Business | Unions |
| Won't get kicked out of bed by | Bonnie Garcia | His wife. We hope |
| Made their millions by | Starring in hundreds of low-budget, indie flicks | Real estate |
| Can find naked pictures of on the internet | Yes | No.Thankfully |
| Most closely resembles | A wax figure of Arnold Schwarzenegger | Phil Rizzuto |
| Biggest political accompolishment so far | Electoin made even Florida's politics seem not so screwed up | Called "the most effective and dynamic state treasurer in a generation" by the Sacramento Bee. Whatever that means. |
| Had a relative who was a member of the Nazi Party | Yes | No |
| What time is it? | Time to get illin | Peanut Butter Jelly time! |
| Environmental cred | Talks good game, signs bills, made Hummer popular | Would rather make jokes about hookers and blow on Adam Carrolla's radio show than talk to solar power powers |
| Most memorable quote | "I'll be back" | Hasn't said anything memorable. Ever |
| From | Thal, Austria | Sacramento California |
| Most memorable quote | "I'll be back" | Hasn't said anything memorable. Ever |
| Had cinematic sex scenes with | Sharon Stone, Grace Jones and Sandhal Bergmann | Jessica Alba, Linda Blair and Mindy Cohn of "the Facts of Life" |
| Did we just make that bit up? | No | Yes |
| Image in their commercials | The man bringing Cal-ee-fornia back | Kevin Arnold from the "Wonder Years" grown up |
| Image in their opponents commercials | George W. Bush | 'Cause he's the taxman,Yeah, he's the taxman. |
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